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A man was coming out of the library and showed a frog outside a book he'd chosen; the frog said "reddit"

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Only frogs' parking here. All others will be toad 😂😂😂

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There are many frog jokes flying around. Frogs are such funny little creatures to look at and maybe that is why we makes jokes up about them! These jokes are harmless and not intended to upset the froggy population in any way - we are laughing with them rather than at them!!

Q.Why are frogs so happy?

A. Because they eat what bugs them :)

One day, a frog goes into a bank and walks up to the cashier. He can see from her name badge that her name is Patricia Whack. He greets her and says he would like to apply for a loan.

The cashier is alarmed, since frogs don't usually ask for loans. She says that she doesn't think the bank can help.

The frog insists that he would like a loan and says he knows the bank manager. He says 'I also have this' and holds up a pink elephant.

Patricia is very confused but asks the frog to wait while she goes to speak to the bank manager. She goes in to the bank manager's room and explains the situation. She holds up the pink elephant to show the manager.

The bank manager smiles and says,

Ah, it's a nick nack Pattie Whack, give the frog a loan!!!!

  • Q.
  • Where do you take a frog with bad eyesight?
  • A.
  • To the hoptician!!

  • Q.
  • What's green and can jump a mile a minute?
  • A.
  • A frog with hiccups!!

  • Q.
  • What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
  • A.
  • It gets toad away!!

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